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Once a day ?

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!" The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"

Public Comments

  1. V. good. Now I have to explain the sudden laughter again.......

  2. Like it alot - but can't show the wife!

  3. I bet you will kill us all with laughter........ o m g .....

  4. like that

  5. Hee. hee I bet that was moooooooore than she had expected, lol

  6. Yeah that's a good one .

  7. funny, what i would expect any guy to say

  8. thats great!

  9. Very good! Liked it!

  10. that is funny you have a talent!!

  11. Bad boy funny.lol

  12. Like it

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