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funny or not ...good morning ppl?

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!" The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"

Public Comments

  1. Very funny.9/10.

  2. omg tff pmp

  3. You met my ex then?

  4. you deserve a star it was brill it will be doing the rounds 10/10

  5. I don't get it.

  6. hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!

  7. Brilliant :)

  8. Brilliant --well done

  9. lmao thanks i've been a bit down 2day, that put a big smile on my face. :-) x x

  10. lol love it

    10/10 well earned star : )


  11. lol

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